Period Irregularity at the Pussy Ranch

Diablo Cody blogs about her period:

"Recently, after ten years of Swatch-like regularity, my period decided it wanted to start coming a day earlier than usual. This would be find if it also ended a day earlier, but no such luck. So now I get an extra day of crimson joy each month. Meanwhile, my dog keeps tearing apart the bathroom wastebasket in search of delicious spent tampons. If you thought my house was unhygienic before, what with the pets and the child and the laziness, get ready for a whole new world of scatalogical ooginess! That's not Vamp on my nails, kids."